To any future employers, Hello! I am a solver of problems, a shooter of troubles, and several other things I won't name without a well priced figure quoted.(First off, this is an RP blog. He is an original creation and as such I don't limit him to one setting. So...superheroes, television, comics, other originals...I can appreciate a good story.)
Cosmic Love | Florence + the Machine
We will rule over this land, and call it This Land.
I think we should call it your grave!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Mine is an evil laugh. Now die!
(via fuckyeahfirefly)
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
HOW IS IT SO CUTE
What have I been fucking saying about bunnies? Y’all just thought it was because they ate our wildlife’s food and got past three of our fences, but no. I warned you. You didn’t listen. Now the guy in blue clothes is dead. Nice going.
The Rabbit of Caerbannog’s childhood videos. He ate the cameraman shortly after.
Suggested Anonymously
…Oh, right. She’s not a ‘bot, no. And she steals powers by touchin’ people. Leeching on ‘em.
“….I wonder if that would work on me? I mean, it’s a physical trait, not a..a…”power” exactly?” -Yes, he’s a bit freaked but also intrigued as hell.-
She’s popped Logan’s claws before. I’unno. …What…exactly is your ‘power’?
“Well. Shapeshifting I suppose? Got a new body and it’s made up of…stuff. let’s me alter my appearance. So. She’ll turn into a puddle of goo. Might be funny actually…”